Superdork Returns

So I've written some articles here at Associated Content, mostly in 2006 and 2007, though for the better part of a year I haven't written anything. I haven't read anything. In fact, if I had it my way, I wouldn't do anything.

Since my last AC activity in the summer of 2007, I suppose many things changed in my life that made it more difficult to invest the time in writing. I began homeschooling my 5-year-old son this school year, which was not supposed to happen. He was supposed to be in Kindergarten this year at Round Rock Christian Academy, in fact, that's where he should be right now. But because funds were not available to enroll him for this year, I chose homeschooling over the crappy public school here, where many of the future criminals that live on my street attend.

In addition to him, I am schooling my 5-year-old nephew whose mother was in a similar predicament to mine. Now instead of having one less child in my home during the day, I have an additional one.
It also came to be around the same time all this was set into motion, that I agreed to babysit three girls on Wednesdays and Fridays. They are sisters, 3-year-old twins and a 4-year-old. (delightful children, by the way)
Needless to say, Wednesdays and Fridays are interesting days in my tiny home with two 5-year-olds, a 4-year-old, two 3-year-olds and my 2-year-old daughter. I guess I use the word "interesting" to describe these days instead of a word like "terrible" in an effort to appear nicer than I really am, or at least as though my attitude is not as poor as it is.