Using Funny Pick Up Lines to Get Girls

Oh no, who wants to use "funny pick up lines"? They're so cheesey, they'll never work.

Better guess again.

The internet is crawling with guys trying to find out how to pick up girls. Some men spend 10s of thousands of dollars in live boot camps, trying to find the "magic bullet" words that will get the girls streaming into their bedroom. Eventually they find out the hard way that there is no magic bullet, all they need are some funny pick up lines and good old fashion confidence.

Consider this funny pick up line:

Guy: *Ahem* Say, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: Uh, I have no idea?
Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name's Steven.

Is that a stupid line? Definitely. But it demonstrates a key point in picking a girl up: Half the battle is breaking the ice between you and the person you want to talk to. Once the ice is melted, you're in! You've magically moved past stranger territory.

A main point to keep in mind here is that it matters very little what you say; it is infinitely more important how you say it. Do you think the best romancers in the world have some secret code they say that causes women to instantly swoon? No! They use the same funny pick up lines that anyone can use, but they say it with 100% confidence. How about this:

Guy: So this is where all the ugly girls hang out?

Most guys would be horrified to use a funny pick up line like that, but it's all in the way you present it. Think about how you used to treat one of your friend's kid sister. You want to act like that, in a teasing, funny, and maybe even flirty way. Every little girl had crushes on her older brother's friends, and by acting this way you can reignite those crush feelings. The key is to be teasing and fun, not creepy and overbearing like most guys in bars are.