New Rules for Deer and Elk Hunting Season!

Archery, Muzzleloader & Rifle Seasons Replaced with Wrestling, Primitive Weapons and Knife Fighting

It’s late summer and in just a few short weeks, our national forests will once again be teeming with overweight, beer-guzzling, ATV thrashing, middle-aged men bonding with their first born sons, engaged in an annual wilderness right of passage: deer and elk hunting season.

From Vermont to California, there have always been three traditional hunting seasons: archery, muzzleloader, followed by high-power rifle season. Unfortunately, the deer and elk stand absolutely defenseless against this array of artillery. 

Forced to live off the land by just their instincts and lightning-fast reactions, wildlife is helpless against these man-made weapons of mass destruction. So, to rectify the problem the US Fish and Wildlife Service has agreed to replace the three conventional hunting seasons this year with fairer, more humane seasons meant to “level the playing field” for deer and elk. What I’m talking about, of course, is the institution of wrestling season, primitive weapons season followed by knife fighting season.

Wrestling Season…
Amateur and professional wrestling is the life-blood of all young men from high school age to adulthood. So, it only makes sense that it should be integrated into the great American pastime: deer and elk hunting.