Stupid Movie Trends: Movies Inspired by Breakfast Cereals
By Will Wright, published Jan 31, 2008
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With the cost of movies skyrocketing, studios have turned to established brands with built-in name recognition to help sell their films. As the mega-successful Pirates of the Caribbean franchise has shown, a movie can be built around anything - a theme park ride, old TV shows (Dukes of Hazzard, Charlie's Angels, etc...), video games (Tomb Raider, Doom), board games (Clue) and even those outdated things called books. But as the list of established brand names shrinks, some Hollywood producers have started thinking outside the box - the cereal box, that is. If you can base a movie on a ride or a game - why not base it on a breakfast cereal? Here are a few breakfast cereals that could easily be turned into tomorrow's summer blockbusters.
Top Ten Breakfast Cereals that Should Be Made into Movies
10. Cap'n Crunch
Johnny Depp returns to the high seas as Captain Jack Crunch in this exciting pirate adventure film. Instead of imitating Keith Richards, Depp plans to model the Crunch character on Mr. Magoo from the 60's cartoon of the same name.
9. Franken Berry
Primed for a Halloween release this ghoulish tale of a sweet, misunderstood monster reportedly has drawn Tim Burton's interest.
8. Fruit & Fibre
This cereal makes for the classic romantic comedy/buddy movie. With Angelina Jolie as the "fruit" and the super-hunk Matt Damon as the "fiber", this cereal has franchise potential with sequels, Fruit & Fibre: Harvest Medley and the ensemble Fruit & Fibre: Dates, Raisins, Walnuts and Oat Clusters, already built in.
7. Basic 4
Think Fantastic 4, without the super powers. This spoof of America's favorite team of superheroes reportedly has the Wayan's Brothers interested in both writing and directing.
6. Grape-Nuts
Robin Williams and Jack Black in a comedy about competing Napa Valley winery owners who will stop at nothing to win the Winery of the Year competition. Reports through the grapevine suggest that Francis Ford Coppola is slated to direct.
5. Honeycomb
From the producers of The Bee Movie, comes this taut, psychological thriller about the seductive worldwide crime organization known only as - The Honeycomb.

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Takeaways
- Breakfast cereals represent an under-utilized franchise opportunity.
- Brand recognition is strong.
- Please don't follow this advice.
Did You Know?
These ideas are terrible, yet somehow plausible.Resources
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