Take a Gamble and Call the Gambling Hotline

If you are bored, you may end up calling toll free numbers and apologizing that you have the wrong number. You may also want to call some toll free hotlines and see if you can either annoy the operator or make the operator laugh. Here are some fun ways to try to annoy the telephone operator or make the telephone operator laugh on a gambling hotline:

Operator: Hello, can I help you with your gambling problem?
Caller: Yes, I do not know how to gamble, can you please help me learn?
Operator: No, I'm sorry, this is a hotline to help people stop gambling.
Caller: But, I've never started.
Operator: Good, then you don't need my help.

Operator: Hello, can I help you with your gambling problem?
Caller: Yes, every time I gamble, I lose. Can you please help me win?
Operator: I am sorry, that is the nature of gambling. Do you need help to stop gambling?
Caller: If I keep losing, soon enough I lose all my money and have to stop.
Operator: Let's try to get you to stop earlier than that. Can you please stay on the line?

Operator: Hello, can I help you with your gambling problem?
Caller: Yes, every time I go to gamble, I get lonely. Would you like to go to the casino with me?
Operator: No, I'm supposed to help you stop gambling.
Caller: How can you help me stop if you're not with me?
Operator: I'm supposed to talk to you over the phone and then get you help if needed.
Caller: Well, you could help me stop by taking me to the casino first so I could start gambling.
Operator: I'm sorry, I can't do that.