Experts and Clowns:The New York Giants, Eli Manning, Tom Coughlin, and Philip Rivers?

Oh fellow sports fans are you in for a treat today! There is nothing like a complete noob to Expert and Clowns getting a taste of there overthrowing chair of king. Where what I say goes and no need for a mute button todays boys and girls cuz daddy got the chalkboard baby.

As usual our panel of AC Sportswriter are joined together at the hips today to talk about the next Super Bowl Champions...........wait, better not go there just yet still another week to go. So we'll talk about the New York Giants instead, sorry Zac and Jake had to do it. Today we have:

Jake "The Snake" Emen: The man of no faces, just some typing heaven. A good assessment is that Jake reminds me of the Great Oz. Never seen only heard.

Zac "Saved By The Bell" Wassink:Zac is a cool cat, but if he calls me "SIR" one more time while I @#$%#&^^&@#$. I should just go ahead and start you off with negative points for that, but I'll keep that in my back pocket for later.

Nick "Oscar" Meyer: I'm afraid to ask how many times you've been called that Nick over the course of your schooling. Hey to anyone out there Nick is looking for some writing work if anyone has anything. Actually I may myself Nick, let you know in a bit.

"Flyin" Brian Joura: The guy is like Mr. Incredible. One day he's supposedly going to cover a game somewhere next thing you know he's back here writing about cereal and legalizing prostitution (which was a good article by the way).

All right, since most of you haven't seen this before lets go over the ground rules so you don't get lost along the way. The idea is for YOU the reader to decide at the end who is the Expert and who is the Clown based on the answers to 4 different questions. I will be grading on my own and for all you "smart arses" out there, I cannot be picked as the clown! My comments will be in italics. Scoring goes as follows:

2:points best answer
1:point for making a good point
0:because you aren't creative
-1:because you shouldn't have given an answer
-2:because your name is Earl

Alright fellas lets get to it: