News-> Ancient Cuneiform Tablet Found and Translated During Recent Archeological Dig of Iraqi Bomb Site #4074

News-> Ancient Cuneiform Tablet Found and Translated During Recent Archeological Dig of Iraqi Bomb Site #4074
  Babylonian-Times News-Tablet


4074BC  published once a lunar-yearon 100% recycled, oven baked clay tablets.


GilgameshScribe for his hugeness Nebechadzer of the Holy-Royal-Hanging-Gardens


  Hammurabi’s Code:#1. “Remember6  is still always your lucky number”.


  Editors Note: 4074 BCWell here we are again with the latest news from here and around the Babylonian Empire. We hope to be stepping up production this lunar-flooding-cycle, to publishing twice a year by implementation of the latest technology for making “wedgies” that are used in pressing these cuneiform shaped impressions into the clay tablet you are reading, and by the koolness of our great leader by invading a neighboring country and bringing back several thousand semi-literate slaves. As always your comments are appreciated as long as they cuneiform to current doctrine.


  Dateline ‘UR’4074 BC Rabble-rouser Abraham and his wife Sara were exiled into the desert today on a: leave-if-you-know-what’s-good-for-you Hammurabi’s Code HC33 Notice. Onlookers were shocked as armed soldiers evicted the pair into the street along with some of their meager belongings and then set fire to their dwelling and livestock. “I never suspected,” said Omar, the-Old-Goat-man, one of their neighbors, “I’ve lived next-door to them for over a year and always thought they were just religious freaks”.