Humorous Haikus Volume 1

17 Syllable Poetry for Haiku Lovers

Haiku 1: Birthday

Happy Birthday is
Half-eaten cake from your kids
World's best weight watchers


Haiku 2: Friendship

A true friend tells you
Your breath stinks and cheers you on
All in one day's time


Haiku 3: Birthday

Birthday's are for Those
Who want to celebrate Life

Crow's Feet and Hair Loss 


Haiku 4: Friendship

Friends will fight sometimes
Make up all the time because
Menstrual Cycles end


Haiku 5: Thank You

Thank God for High Tea
Low-Heeled Sling Back Jimmy Choos
Husbands with Visa


Haiku 6: Birthday

Birthday Wishes come
in Small, Medium, and Large
Boxes for your Bills




 
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Posted on 10/09/2008 at 3:10:15 AM

lol --i love the first one. :)

Posted on 09/20/2008 at 8:09:37 AM

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator .

Posted on 05/01/2008 at 7:05:13 PM

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Posted on 05/01/2008 at 7:05:53 PM

freakin awesome its bullsh**

Posted on 10/02/2007 at 8:10:00 PM

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