The Sort of Person I Am

The Sort Of Person I Am.

I am the sort of person who has the Indiana Jones Theme Tune as her ring tone. I am the sort of person who writes this whilst watching 'Life in Cold Blood' by David Attenborough. Two tortoises are currently jousting for a mate.

I am the sort of person who unashamedly flirts while working. Not that it comes to much. I am the sort of person who loves snakes.

I am the sort of person who sits writing at my laptop for four hours solid, and then takes a Ben and Jerry's break. I am the sort of person who gets less than six hours sleep a night, due to my obsession with writing, and a need to check my email first thing in the morning.

I am the sort of person who dances around my room for half an hour, and then collapses on the bed with some green tea. I am the sort of person who reads books in the bath.

I am the sort of person who names her kitten noodle. I am the sort of person whose motto is, 'Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.' And I do, and they do.

I am the sort of person who idolises John Williams and Harrison Ford alike. I am the sort of person who will search around the living room for hours to find the remote, seemingly forgetting that I can change the channel by walking to the TV.

I am the sort of person who sustains a painful bruise to the head by jumping up in down in bed after seeing 'Ballymena' written in Empire magazine. I am the sort of person who craves daily calls to Cool FM; Northern Ireland's No. 1 Hit Music Station, just to get my name and opinion out there.

I am the sort of person who has signed up for more online clubs and offers than I could possibly recall. I am the sort of person who has six extra folders in her email box. I am the sort of person who squeals and jumps around when she gets an email regarding reviews for her various online stories.

I am the sort of person who will sit and watch Godzilla, Star Wars, War of the Worlds and The Da Vinci Code; then watch Legally Blonde. I am the sort of person who is reading five books at the minute, and over twenty more online in-progress works.