How to Have an Intelligent Conversation with a True American Conservative

It is possible to engage in intelligent debate with conservatives, but you must first understand that there are sound ground rules that have to be followed. Most people calling themselves conservatives today don’t really subscribe to the traditional conservative American values they espouse. Most conservatives today actually hold liberal—even radical—views on a multiplicity of issues. They’re just too ignorant to realize it.

Talking with a true conservative about politics.

Okay, an American who holds true conservative American values in the US today is very, very difficult to find. In order to be a true conservative in America, you see, you need to be a monarchist. Because true conservatives in America are the inheritors of the tradition that the leader of their country should be to the manor born. Admittedly, many neo-conservatives labor under the delusion that George W. Bush was born to be our leader, especially since he wasn’t actually elected the first time around. So you can forgive the neo-cons for thinking that we do live under a monarchy in which the son takes over for the father. But it’s simply not true. To believe in democracy is to be a radical liberal of the most rascally sort, at least according to true conservatives. The true conservative political mindset in America was set in stone forever by those who were committed to maintaining loyalty to the British throne—subject to Germanic inbreeding, of course.


Talking with a true conservative about race.