Fun Tea Party Games

Who doesn't enjoy a good tea party? You and your friends sitting in your spacious living room, listening to the collected works of Perry Como, and drinking hot water poured over dried plants. It's lovely. Well, let me tell you about my favorite tea party games of all time. There's a game I like to call Threshold. It's a simple game really. First off you'll need a pot of freshly boiled tea. Then you pour it down your throat for as long as your consciousness allows you to stay in reality. First person to run screaming to the hospital loses. The winner receives adoration and sexual favors from all other participants. I love it!!

Another fan favorite is a more complex game called Teatering. You will need to assemble at least 5 hapless transients, drifters, or hobos. Assign funny names to them. Something in the vein of Ol' Stinkfoot, or Spasm Blister will do. You'll also need at least 5 medical grade syringes. Boil up some of your most delicious and aromatic teas. While the kettle is boiling you and your real friends need to subdue and restrain your derelict castaways of society. Be gentle!!! Once your kettle is a whistlin' away, fill the syringes with the elixir of the wise(tea, moron) and inject into the eyeballs of your lucky contestants. The first hobo to, get this, Teater, over the brink of madness is the winner and all shall rejoice.