Ten Family Friendly Jokes

Ten Family Friendly Jokes that are safe for pranksters of all ages.


1. Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? 

A: All the fans have left. 

2. Why did the skeleton cross the road? 

A: To get to the body shop. 

3. What is an owl’s favorite subject? 

A: Owlgebra. 

4. Why is a Dalmatian easily found? 

A: Because he’s always spotted. 

5. In what month do people talk the least? 

A: February, it is the shortest month of the year. 

6. Why did the chicken cross the playground? 

A. To get to the other slide. 

7. What is a parasite? 

A. Something you see in Paris. 

8. Why did the boy throw the butter out he window? 

A. He wanted to see a butterfly. 

9. What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth? 

A. A Cauliflower. 

10. What do you call a pony with a cough? 

A. A little horse.