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Chaotic Pandemonium is My MySpace Name

By James Tigerlobo White, published Feb 14, 2008
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I'm all about living to kick back and waste precious time on not a damn thing. I write articles and stories when I feel like it. I believe in God, but don't pay much mind to keeping Him in mind. I figure I've screwed up the family finances by not leading the life of a good steward, but hey...it happens.


I teach because that is what I learned to do. Can't do anything else, so I don't. Teaching pays shit; therefore, my family suffers a great deal of "NO"-ing to many things they'd like to have.

Chaotic pandemonium is the state of hellacious guilt I endure for not being a better provider and sitting on my butt, just as I am while I write this drivel.

I am so glad to have the friends on line here, at MySpace.com, and Writer's Cafe because I don't have any friends offline, if you know what I mean: can't afford to leave the house, drive somewhere, and find someone to befriend! Hell, the only reason we even have internet is because we're within range of some hotel that allows insecure wireless connections!

That's about all the words that wanna come out of my fingertips. Thanks for reading! Be sure to drop off some kudos and a comment. If no one reads this, then it is dead literature.


I have beautiful children who rarely mind lest I come down on them with words of impact. I love a blessedly beautiful and sexy woman, my soul mate and wife! She is my world even inside all my distracted wonder at doing not a flipping thing to provide properly for my family.

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Ha! I goofed up my own publishing. That last paragraph belonged at the second paragraph spot! *sigh*

Posted on 02/14/2008 at 3:02:54 PM

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