Halloween Costume Ideas

For People Who Don't like Wearing Them

As October 31 approaches, children and adults are gearing up to buy Halloween costumes in the spirit of the season. However, there are those of us, as the season approaches, who are cringing at the thought of having to buy as well as wear a Halloween costume. But we do, not wanting to disappoint our friends and family. If you are one of those people who dreads putting on a Halloween costume here are a few suggestions that might work for you. These suggestions are more for adults then children.

Traveling Salesman
A traveling salesman is a great costume for people who do not want a lot of fuss or muss. If you choose to be a traveling salesman for Halloween all one needs is a nice suit and a suitcase that has city stickers all over it. What will help to sell(no pun intended) people on your costume is the type of sales person you decide to be. One suggestion would be, if you were up for the challenge, a condom salesman. All one would have to do is stuff their suitcase with varies kinds of condom and you will be the life of the party.

Fast Food Worker
Another easy costume would be to dress as a fast food worker. Get a nametag, make up a different name, something funny or with an edge. Also, make up the fast food chain you supposedly work for as well as a slogan. Buy a polo shirt, blacks pants, shiny shoes, a vest and you will be on your way. The key to this costume is the type of attitude you will decide to adopt. Are you going to be the earnest, or clueless, or retired person who works at a fast food restaurant to give them something to do, fast food worker?

Gynecologist
Why not go to a Halloween party as a doctor, but not just any doctor but a gynecologist. This costume would be great for a woman or a man. All you would need is some scrubs or better yet wear a white coat over some khaki pants and a nice pressed white shirt. Also, wear latex gloves all night, print up unusual business cards and give them out all night. Remember you are pretending to be a gynecologist you are not actually are one.