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This is a Great Self Defense Mechanism

By Andrew Mang, published Feb 18, 2008
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A confrontation with another human being is bound to happened at one point in an individuals life. This confrontation may begin as a verbal argument, then quickly turn into a physical confrontation. A physical confrontation is where two individuals will use their body parts to do their "talking" This concept confuses me, if two individuals are deaf, each communicate through sign language, they begin to sign hateful words back and forth, what confrontation is that, physical or verbal, I do not know.

A physical confrontation will occur for a variety of reasons. Particular individuals may be afraid to fight, where as others will promote the idea of fighting. Individuals who fear they are lacking the ability to fight, may attend self defense courses, in order to be prepared if a fight occurs. These courses will include an instructor, who will teach the students self defense moves, which one could use to beat their opponent.

I never attended a self defense course, but I have learned how to put my fist in my mouth, which is very valuable, because when I fight and someone tries to punch me, I can just catch their fist in my mouth.

(Opponent) If you say another word, I am going to punch you right in your mouth.

(Me) That is the perfect place.

There is a problem with this self defense mechanism.

(Me) You wanna fight me.

(Opponent) Yes.

(Me) Well first, let me see the size of your fist...Too big.

I can only fight individuals will small fist.

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Funny, funny!

Posted on 02/18/2008 at 2:02:32 PM

 
Funny!

Posted on 02/18/2008 at 2:02:21 PM

 
Funny!

Posted on 02/18/2008 at 2:02:51 PM

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