Top 10 Best Nicknames in Baseball History

In an article over a year ago I talked about how I was appalled that in sports today there are not very many good nicknames anymore. This is especially true in baseball. Barry Bonds can't get a good nickname? Jeff Bagwell is called "Bags." Why?
 Because he has baggy pants? Because he carries bags? Because he has bags under his eyes? No, it's just shorter than Bag-well. And we can't get Alex Rodriguez something other than the very lame A-Rod. It's too bad that the lack of baseball nicknames have occurred because baseball has some of the greatest nicknames ever. These are what I think are the 10 greatest nicknames in baseball history.

#10 Greatest Nickname in Baseball History: "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams
No pitcher has ever had a nickname that more perfectly described his style of pitching...actually, can you really call the way Mitch Williams pitched style? Maybe all Mitch Wiliams needed was some of Ricky Vaughn's glasses.

#9 Greatest Nickname in Baseball History: Lenny "Nails" Dkystra
I was a New York Mets fan growing up and I was always a bigger fan of "Mookie" Wilson than Lenny "Nails" Dysktra, but I have to admit it was a pretty awesome nickname. Anybody named Nails has to be tough and gritty.

#8 Greatest Nickname in Baseball History: "Chili" Davis
I don't like to make fun of people very often, not even jokingly. One of the few times it is okay to make fun of somebody though is when they get a bad hair cut. The nickname "Chili" was given to Charles Davis because he once got a bad haircut and his hair looked like a chili bowl.

#7 Greatest Nickname in Baseball History: "The Wizard of Oz" Ozzie Smith
When I was a kid I never really believed in magic like most kids do. That is until I saw Ozzie Smith play shortstop. Surely these plays that Ozzie Smith are making are humanly impossible It must be magic!

#6 Greatest Nickname in Baseball History: Walter "Big Train" Johnson
The big might suggest that Walter Johnson was big but it was actually the train part that described him, or described his fastball rather. Sports writer Grantland Rice called Walter Johnson the "Big Train" because his fastball was as fast as a train. I guess he added Big for effect.

 
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Well, you left off the obvious George Herman "Babe" Ruth. Then my personal favorite Mark "The Bird" Fidrych.

Posted on 05/02/2009 at 8:05:59 AM

How about Cuddles Marshall. Pitched first night game at Yankee stadium.Joe Dimaggio nicknamed Clarence Marshall because he was the youngest on the team and had a close resemblence to movie star Tyron Power.

Posted on 04/05/2009 at 10:04:06 PM

There are a few others worthy of consideration. John "Blue Moon" Odom, Fred "Bonehead" Merkle, and Jim "Catfish" Hunter to name three.

Posted on 03/01/2008 at 9:03:00 PM

great article!

Posted on 02/28/2008 at 2:02:06 PM

Great article! One of my favorites is "Dr. J.", Julius Erving.

Posted on 02/26/2008 at 4:02:41 AM

How could you forget "Oil Can" Boyd????

Posted on 02/24/2008 at 11:02:26 AM

Watching Ozzie Smith play in person is something I will never forget. The flips he did for the crowd were awesome for some reason.

Posted on 02/24/2008 at 10:02:31 AM

You didn't answer Momie's question. Also he's not famous enough, but the Tigers had a light-hitting shortstop called Cesar "Cocoa" Guitterez. And that poor sap now, he real name, his REAL name is Coco Krisp, or Coco Crisp, I'm probably spelling it wrong but that's his name. Plus also Momie Tullottes is a pretty funny nickname.

Posted on 02/22/2008 at 12:02:30 PM

I always liked Dr K, but in honor of the newest Hall of Famer, Goose Gossage is a classic

Posted on 02/22/2008 at 8:02:07 AM

Iron Horse, Crime Dog, Jolting Joe, Tom Terrific, Cool Papa Bell, Dizzy and Daffy, MIck the Quick, Spaceman and Eye Chart are some of my favorites

Posted on 02/21/2008 at 11:02:18 PM

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