New York Magazine, Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Monroe? Enough Already

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan. Now the child has lost her mind. Lindsay Lohan is featured on the cover of New York Magazine in the "Spring Fashion" Issue as well as within the pages of New York Magazine in a similar fashion as Marilyn Monroe was in Vogue Magazine six weeks before her untimely death. This was shot by the same photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe's final famous images in Vogue, Bert Stern. Within the feature, Lindsay Lohan laughs hautily, a Marilyn Monroe wig atop her head, and blatantly says; of Monroe's overdose, "I sure as h-ll wouldn't let it [what happened to Marilyn Monroe] happen to Me." Oh yes moi, you, Lindsay Lohan, I'm sorry, one of the queens of rehab, behind our dear Paris Hilton, and the other, our saddest dear Brittney Spears.

Now, I am not a pop-culture writer in the least. I do write all things as I see them, and of course I do see this as the press charade that it is. I admit, I am feeding the frenzy that her handlers are looking for, I apologize, I just had to write about this one. Lindsay Lohan and New York Magazine will enjoy the press and attention - not to mention the magazine sales. For Lohan, now that the the sober stint has arrived and 'sober' is 'in' whats a girl to do? It's probably all getting quite boring these days in the Bel Air 'hood.

However, I am a superstititious woman. Each time I see these girls (and they are still girls) who have never walked through a true valley of anything but a bad hair day or a Treo with bad reception I have to wonder what will happen when Lohan comes to terms with the fact that she was playing dress up as a dead woman. Ewwwwwww. She claims to be fascinated by Marilyn Monroe in the article.