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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama: Flip a Coin and Get it Over With!

A Humorous Take on an Event that May Change History

By W. Allen Morris, published Feb 19, 2008
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Are you sick of hearing about this foolishness everyday like I am? You know, not one day goes by where I don't log on to a reputable news outlet and I'm hearing about the latest bantering between Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama. Don't get me wrong, I too, am always up for a little healthy debating, but lately I am just sick of it. There are more important crisis's in this world (even domestically) than the latest, "he said, she said" statements. So, to ease the sometimes senseless stories, and to express the sentiments of those like me that are really concerned over domestic issues like school shootings, tainted food supplies, and other critical issues, I have devised a plan: have a coin toss.

Yes, it may sound simple, but it would be effective and a win-win situation for both. Should the Democratic Party win, we have never had a black person or a woman for either the President or Vice-President. Either way, no matter who would win the coin toss, both would go down in history. Also, the Democrats, some who are now switching or considering switching their candidate preference would not have to worry about making that choice, as they would both be in office. Grant it the coin toss will never happen, but let me predict now, I have a very strong feeling, that both of them will be on a united party ballot this November. Why? Because it will make history, their names will become the focus of international news and the words "Clinton" and "Obama" because of their media attention will reach more ears than "McCain", and this my friends, will directly impact the polls.

Disclaimer: This article is for entertainment purposes only and should not be used to influence your vote in any way, shape or form.

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I'm convinced that the president does nothing. Bill Hicks has this great thing where he says that whenever a new president gets elected they take him into a dark room with 5 of the biggest CEO's from corporations in America, and a screen comes down that shows the Kennedy assasination from an angle that no one has ever seen. When it's done the screen goes back up, and one of the CEO's asks ,"Any Questions?" Good article.

Posted on 02/20/2008 at 11:02:04 AM

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