Osama Bin Laden is Obsessed with Whitney Houston or Why I Can Finally Die in Peace 2

In my recent article, "Osama Bin Laden is Obsessed with Whitney Houston or Why I Can Finally Die in Peace", I focused my attention on the cultural importance of Bobby Brown and the believe-ability of author Kola Boof, but I also got to thinking… I started to wonder what other members of, what I'll call The Psychotic Elite listened to, from a pop music standpoint. Just to be clear, this is not based on any facts whatsoever; shocking, I know.

Jeffrey Dahmer - Fine Young Cannibals

Yeah, this was one was way too easy, but it's still funny right? Fine Young Cannibals were an 80's new wave rip-off act; most famous for their falsetto loving staple "She Drives Me Crazy". Can't you just picture a young Dahmer in his prime, hacking up some sorry victim's body, watching some gay porn, when all of a sudden "She Drives Me Crazy" comes on the radio. He stops the hacking, turns down the volume on the gay porn and starts a dance routine; complete with "spirit fingers" on the "Oh, Oh!" parts.

I clearly have issues.

Charles Manson - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

Most people think that the Manson was obsessed with The Beatles, and he was. But if one were to speculate on his second favorite musical act, it would have to be CSNY. Why CSNY? Because CSNY wrote a lot of songs about murder, fire and death. For instance, take either "Woodstock" or "Ohio". On the surface they seem like happy little ditties about a town and a state, but that's not the case. "Ohio" is about the deaths of four students at Kent St. University and "Woodstock" is about the great fire of 1999. "Helter Skelter" my ass, CSNY were truly responsible for Sharon Tate's murder.

Timothy McVeigh - NWA

It is a falsehood that Tim McVeigh, the Oklahoma City bomber, was a racist, pro-militia maniac. He was a pro-militia maniac alright, but he was no KKK member. He loved gangsta rap and specifically NWA. Where do you think he got all his anti-government ideas? Not from country music.

The Unabomber - Talking Heads and David Bowie