Ralph Nader is the Antichrist and Secretly a Republican: Stop His Campaign Before He Kills Again!

Somebody please stop Ralph Nader before his kills again! America's most selfish man has launched another bid for the Presidency. Just in case you've forgotten, even more so than Katherine Harris, Ralph Nader is to blame for the eight year reign of George W. Bush. Had Ralph Nader not put himself on the ballot in a campaign he knew he could not win, there would have been no Florida vote counting controversy. The number of voters that Nader pulled away from Al Gore were enough to ensure that all the dirty dealing that took place in the office of Governor Jeb Bush would still not have been enough to hand the Presidency over to the Jebula's dimwitted brother. (Still kind of hard to tell which one is the dumb Bush brother; too close to call.)

Ralph Nader announced his third party candidacy for President. Eight years after delivering us the devil and plunging America into hell, the Antichrist is still not satisfied. Now Nader wants to do his part in getting John "Dubya" McCain elected and prolonging the war in Iraq for another hundred years. This delusional boob must be stopped. At any cost. Use extreme prejudice. The question that always arises in situations like this is one that was utilized to great extent in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few." Well, the needs of America outweighs the needs of Ralph Nader to turn himself into some deviant savior.

Whatever the cost may be, it is not too high to keep Ralph Nader from siphoning off one single vote from whomever we will have to get behind to defeat John "Dubya" McCain. Nader, for some reason probably known only to his diseased mind, thinks that he is capable of beating both Obama and McCain. Either that, or he's a treasonous agent provocateur who is secretly in the employ of the Republican Party. Yes, that's it! That's how we get him to drop this madness.

RALPH NADER IS ACTUALLY A REPUBLICAN WHO IS RUNNING A FAKE THIRD PARTY CANDIDACY IN ORDER TO ENSURE HIS GOOD BUDDY JOHN McCAIN GETS ELECTED.