Bill O'Reilly's Top Ten Dumbest Quotes

Recently Bill O'Reilly has come under fire for using the word lynching in response to what Michelle Obama said on her husband's campaign trail.

1. "And I don't want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama

unless there's evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels. If that's how she really feels -- that America is a bad country or a flawed nation, whatever -- then that's legit. We'll track it down."

This is Bill O'Reilly's latest gem, in response to Barack Obama's wife's comment about finally being proud of her country. I can only respond with a hearty "Oh no you didn't." Bill has apparently missed the bus to the 21st Century. To make matters worse, Bill O'Reilly added his signature threat to the end of his statement. It all makes me want to cower in fear and say, "Yes Massa, yes Massa."

But this isn't the first time Bill O'Reilly's had diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. Here are a number of other dumb qouations muttered and sputtered by the oblivious Bill O'Reilly.

2. "When you call us, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene, or anything like that, Fox security will then contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable." (Source)

Last year he said this on his radio show. There he is, everybody. Bill O'Reilly, champion of free speech, protecting America from loose tongued infidels who prank call his radio station.

3. "I just wish Katrina had only hit the United Nations building, nothing else, just had flooded them out, and I wouldn't have rescued them." --radio show, Sept. 14, 2005

Those don't seem like good Christian statements to me. Bill O'Reilly, protector of all things Christmas apparently only believes in goodwill towards American men. If asked, would Bill O'Reilly insist that God is an American? Does He drive a gas guzzling pickup truck with a gun rack and confederate flag license plate?