Lindsay Lohan's Nude Pics and the Naked Rumor Surrounding Them

Nude pics of celebrities are the hottest thing the paparazzi can get hold of right now. Lindsay Lohan has cornered the market with her Marilyn pics, but will previous nude upskirt pics overshadow the nice pics?

Lindsay Lohan has been a paparazzi darling for years, offering enough nude pics, upskirt shots, and pantiless shots to keep internet porn bloggers busy at their keyboards all day long. Her nude pics, recently shot under the guise of honoring the memory of Marilyn Monroe, have seemed to bring her to the level of naked rumors previously held by panty-doffing stars like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Has anyone actually looked at Lindsay lately, though? Attention grabbing aside, can anyone remember what she's done since "Mean Girls?" I didn't think so. We've created another media darling who's only career is, in fact, posing for the cameras. Unfortunately, the nude pics that seem to be coming out are far and away from anything that might be considered "classy." Gratuitous upskirt shots at the local nightspot and naked jaunts on the beach make headlines, but do these girls remember the days of Lauren Bacall and Audrey Hepburn. Those ladies were classy and you never saw so much as the skin on the top of their shoulders. While kudos are in order for Miss Lohan for actually posing for classy pictures that will make headlines, perhaps the rest of Hollywood and society in general will take the hint-pose for Playboy and retain your dignity, and cover your coochie when you're out in public, thank you very much. The rumor? Naked is out, sexy is in.

New York Magazine cover, February 2008

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