Thanks for Calling the Campaign Headquarters of John McCain!

"Senator McCain is begging all registered voters and illegals out there to please, please, please not vote for Barack Obama in November because that Condoleezza Rice-look-a-like wife of his with the bad hair is an idiot with a learning disability!"

"And America can't have a First Lady in the White House whose an idiot with a learning disability!"

"That's politically incorrect!"

"An idiot with a drinking problem, "yes" but an idiot with a learning disability, "no!"

"At this time, I would like to give a shout out to former First Lady Betty Ford!"

"Did Michelle Obama learn nothing from the Dixie Chicks?"

"Obviously not!"

"Hey Michelle, here's a little advice for you, girlfriend."

"When your husband runs for president AGAIN in 2012 because of losing the 2008 election due to your stupid unpatriotic remark remember that when it comes to your country or your president during wartime and election time, no matter what your true feelings are about either LIE, LIE, LIE!!!"

"Thank God John McCain's old-as-dirt-butt is smart enough to know this because his 2008 political slogan is..."

"FAKE THE PRIDE NO MATTER WHAT YOU FEEL INSIDE!"

"FAKE THE PRIDE NO MATTER WHAT YOU FEEL INSIDE!"

"Thanks to your wife's stupidity you're going down Obama!"

"John McCain for president in 2008 baby!"

"Yeah!"