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You see, this is what happens when society makes fun of guys who wear glasses and attend Star Trek conventions. Instead of holding these kind of guys up as paragons of virility, they are transformed into dead-eyed, sexless geeks that no girl is quite willing to drop her thong for.
 Nicholas Grunke apparently got so turned on by the sight of an attractive young girl whose story he saw on television that he worked not only himself, but two friends into a frenzy to track her down and have sex with her. There were two problem. One, it’s highly likely he would have had to force the young woman to have sex with him even under the best circumstances. The second problem solved the first, however: she was already dead and buried. Yes, that’s right, three men plotted to dig up the corpse of a young woman whose image they saw on television for the express purpose of having sex with her dead body. But wait, it gets even sicker and much sadder. The judge was forced to throw out charges of attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against engaging in necrophilia, and since the potential victim was dead there is no legal justification for assault against her.


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