Elton John and George Michael Kiss and Make Up and Have Hot Man Sex (Not Really)

Elton John and George Michael ended their three-decade-old feud recently when it was announced that they had kissed and made up. Now that their friends again I think they should take it a step further. I think they should form a super-pop group modeled after a combination of George Michael's old outfit Wham! and nu-metal rockers Korn. This might seem strange at first, but a reconciliation of this magnitude doesn't happen every other day, so it needs to be celebrated in a grandiose kind of way. (The previous sentence earned a 7 on the unintentional rhyme scale.) In other words, it's okay to get campy on the collective pop ass of the Western World.

Here are a few suggestions for the (inevitable) George Michaels/Elton John collaboration:

-Death Burden: This project would need to be executively produced by Snoop Dogg and Rick Rubin would have to be in charge of the studio work, but if we ever got those things working there'd be fireworks. The guys from King Crimson who aren't busy could act as the backing band and their world tour would have to start some place totally crazy like Rio de Janeiro. Of course, this is going to take a total image makeover, but I think it's possible.

-Hot Man Sex: This band could be more playful than Death Burden, as the name suggests. Hot Man Sex is funny right? I mean not actual hot man sex, but using that as a band name. Anyway, this outfit could be fronted by George Michael with Elton John acting as the drummer and leader type. Kind of like James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich's relationship within Metallica.

-Badger Ass: Badger Ass needs only one element, other than Elton John and George Michael, and that is Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers on bass. John could play the funky clavinet and share the lead vocal duties with Michael. All of their songs would be about the Columbine Massacre and they would wear matching clothes like the White Stripes.