How to Get Skinny Girls when You're Fat and How to Get Fat Girls when You're Skinny, PART II

In my thrilling article, ‘How to Get Skinny Girls When You're Fat and How to Get Fat Girls When You're Skinny, PART I', I tackled an important societal issue. "Big dudes shouldn't be denied the pleasure of tapping fit chicks," as my great grandfather put. Now I'd like to turn the table and dissect the other half of this equation: painfully skinny men with a fatty fetish. But first, if I may, I'd like to answer a quick email and dispel a few rumors in the process. Since Part I of this piece was published, I've been attacked with hundreds of emails. It wouldn't be fair to my readers and myself if I didn't respond to at least one of these vicious affronts. I've chosen one that isn't too harsh because I hate when people swear. Here goes…

"How dare you treat women like this? Women are not just objects and life is not all about beautiful and ugly. You are an inept writer and I bet your lack of prowess in the bedroom has led to your chauvinistic ways. Like anyone believes that you are a master lover? AND what kind of name is Jetlag Democracy; do you think that's funny or clever or something? It's stupid! You need to get a life and a dictionary, and maybe then you should come back here and try again. Associated Content is full of characters but that doesn't mean they need to lack CHARACTER." -Mary K.

Well, Mary, Mary, quite contrary, why are you such a bitch? I try to make articles for people who don't take things too seriously. I try to make people laugh. And I miss quite often; my humor is probably off more often than it's on. Even if I take on a topic that seems important, I'm rarely ever serious. Please, people of Associated Content and beyond, recognize this.

Now moving on with Part II…

How to Get Fat Girls When You're Skinny