How to Get Skinny Girls when You're Fat and How to Get Fat Girls when You're Skinny, PART II

In my thrilling article, ‘How to Get Skinny Girls When You're Fat and How to Get Fat Girls When You're Skinny, PART I', I tackled an important societal issue. "Big dudes shouldn't be denied the pleasure of tapping fit chicks," as my great grandfather put. Now I'd like to turn the
 table and dissect the other half of this equation: painfully skinny men with a fatty fetish. But first, if I may, I'd like to answer a quick email and dispel a few rumors in the process. Since Part I of this piece was published, I've been attacked with hundreds of emails. It wouldn't be fair to my readers and myself if I didn't respond to at least one of these vicious affronts. I've chosen one that isn't too harsh because I hate when people swear. Here goes…

"How dare you treat women like this? Women are not just objects and life is not all about beautiful and ugly. You are an inept writer and I bet your lack of prowess in the bedroom has led to your chauvinistic ways. Like anyone believes that you are a master lover? AND what kind of name is Jetlag Democracy; do you think that's funny or clever or something? It's stupid! You need to get a life and a dictionary, and maybe then you should come back here and try again. Associated Content is full of characters but that doesn't mean they need to lack CHARACTER." -Mary K.

Well, Mary, Mary, quite contrary, why are you such a bitch? I try to make articles for people who don't take things too seriously. I try to make people laugh. And I miss quite often; my humor is probably off more often than it's on. Even if I take on a topic that seems important, I'm rarely ever serious. Please, people of Associated Content and beyond, recognize this.

Now moving on with Part II…

How to Get Fat Girls When You're Skinny

 
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Simple Simple. Guys can look any way possible, but working 80+ hours a week, drinking and eating take-out cuz you have no time to cook means that you have an unhealthy physique..but you can afford teh big house and teh BMW ergo...hot chick. But if you don't have the cash, and are unnactractive...the only chicks you can get are the ones from the less viable end of the gene pool, ergo...the one with the unheathy bmi, so the societal-economic and genetically disadvantage end up with each other. If you are a female from the priveleged end of the gene pool you can basically choose your mate. And an overweight/unhealthy partner serves 3 purposes. Status, ability to provide for you and your offspring, and unlikely to live long enough to bore you exceptionally. Add that to the fact that they work 80 hours a week, and are unlikely to be picked up by women looking for a sperm donor. It makes the 'perfect' mate.

Posted on 05/04/2009 at 3:05:10 PM

I like skinny girls but i cant get one i need help plz

Posted on 01/06/2009 at 12:01:41 AM

I'm sick of fat girls complaining that guys who don't like them must be "shallow" or "superficial". Oh yes, it's everybody else with the problem it can't possibly be you. I am not talking about girls with a bit of meat, because being too skinny can also be unattractive. I am talking about obese girls, who when you see all you can manage to say is "goddam!". I hate how everybody thinks if youre not into obese chicks that you must be into annorexic bimbos. As if there are only two types of people. So all you big girls out there, stop blaming society and everybody else for your lack of control. Anybody who tells you that beauty is on the inside is bullshitting not to hurt your feelings. Yes, you can make up for slight shortcomings with personality but it wont make up for 200 pounds of excess blubber.

Posted on 11/25/2008 at 6:11:29 PM

All of you should be ashamed of yourselves. Didn't any of you finish school or learnt to read and write. I am not the type to nit-pick and little typos but this is attrocious. You all need to get out of the ghetto and get yourselves an education.

Posted on 11/25/2008 at 6:11:00 PM

yo whats up girls I love u all

Posted on 07/08/2008 at 12:07:18 PM

Im bulimic so go from fat to thin all the time, best of both worlds. but I'll happily swap for one of the other and be content either way. It doesnt matter what size you are, it's how you feel that counts. I wish I could feel sexy, just once. So everyone of you reading this, go buy some new underwear and be sexy,bag that guy, and have amazing sex! x

Posted on 06/13/2008 at 3:06:56 PM

LADiiZ D0NT TRiiP 0V3R Y0UR W3iiGHT. Y0UR ALL B3AUTiiFUL iiN Y0UR 0WN WAYS. FUCCK THA HAT3RZ.

Posted on 04/25/2008 at 3:04:44 PM

I'm about 5' 7'' 120 pounds but if you compared me to other girls the same height and weight I look a lot bigger. What's up with that?

Posted on 02/29/2008 at 6:02:38 AM

nah when you get older i bet youll be perfect. 5'5 and 130 something pounds is no biggie. :D

Posted on 02/18/2008 at 2:02:58 AM

Shwell shoot dude!

Posted on 01/24/2008 at 8:01:14 PM

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