Illegal Immigration - Uno Fence Too Far

Many are calling today for Immigration Reform and cannot understand why the United States government is so hesitant to address the issue. I am here as an unofficial Representative of the US Government, to explain the reluctance of our government to act.

First of all, do you have any idea how long it is going to take to translate all of the documents at the Department of Immigration and Naturalization into Spanish? The documents we currently use are clearly outdated. For some unknown reason citizenship applications and test forms are in English only. The issue this nation faces will only be addressed when we realize that those currently needing immigration assistance "no speak-a English". How can we possibly expect them to complete the forms necessary to become citizens when they can't even read them?

They "take-a our jobs" and our welfare assistance, educational opportunities and healthcare; when are we going to realize that we need to "speak-a their language"? This must be a give and take relationship if it is going to work. So come on country. The illegals have already assumed the awesome responsibility of taking. It is time we started giving unselfishishly. Is it the fault of illegal aliens that they are language impaired? Being branded as "illegal" is bad enough. All they are asking is that we do their fair share.