WHAT a SHAME

By Steven West, published Mar 10, 2008
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My dog died two days ago.

WHAT A SHAME!

I recently lost my job.

WHAT A SHAME!

My wife left me for another man.

WHAT A SHAME!

My home was burglarized five days ago, and they took my 25 inch television.

WHAT A SHAME!

The gas company turned off my heat yesterday.

WHAT A SHAME!

I spent a dollar on a lottery ticket last night and found out this morning that I had just won the 50 million dollar lottery.

WHAT A...DID YOU SAY THAT YOU WON THE LOTTERY?

Yes!

YOU WON 50 MILLION DOLLARS?

Yes! Yes!

I SPENT 50 DOLLARS ON LOTTERY TICKETS. YOU CAME UP THE BIG WINNER. I WON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?

What a shame!!!

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WHAT a shame : SHAME : shame VERY cool

Posted on 03/14/2008 at 10:03:39 AM

 
I really like this poem!!!!! Great job!!!!!! *************************************************************************

Posted on 03/11/2008 at 4:03:34 PM

 
LOL, great humour!

Posted on 03/11/2008 at 12:03:08 PM

 
What a shame :)

Posted on 03/11/2008 at 8:03:23 AM

 
very interesting but clever at the same time in a wierd way. i like your poetry no matter what you write it's very clever, unique, and very different. thanks!!

Posted on 03/11/2008 at 5:03:18 AM

 
Steven, uh, what April said! ;-D

Posted on 03/11/2008 at 4:03:06 AM

 
You're very weird, Steven. But I like weird people. ;-]

Posted on 03/10/2008 at 9:03:59 PM

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