It's Now or Never for My New Russian Girlfriend

My Last Love Letter

Dear My Vlada Tall Woman With That I want Sex,

I am to be sure glad that you are telling your mother and father
abouts me. They will love our 19 kids we will soon to be making
under a warm blanket in Russia.

Only one is problem my lovie smoochie. You have not sent any
Russian rubbles over to the US and into Arkanstan so I can be
over to you making the whoopie smoochin.

Last is your chance. I wants you to send me your bank accounts
number as quick as you can, like the ICBM MIssile. Do your parents
know Ronald Reagan? He is my father.

Anyway, Vlada, you gots to send the cash. I gots a hot Chinese babe
that just writ me over the email. And she is going to give me the bucks.
This is the last chance for you to get a hottie with hump like me.

Love and send the rubbles NOW

Borat B. .Punning II

Vlada's Love Letter, March 12, 2008