Why I Love My A-Cups!

Through out most of my teenage years I was always envious of women who were better endowed than I was. I was a card-carrying member of the itty-bitty committee and I despised it. I always dreamed of getting breast implants as soon as I was old enough to do so. Now I am proud of my A cup breast and here is why:

To me, A cup stands for Alpha breast. You can keep your double DD implants. They say more than a mouthful is a waste and I hate to waste.

These small yet beautiful breasts have supplied nourishment for two beautiful children. They have helped these two beautiful children have fewer ear infections and colds. They have sustained them and given them nutrition.

I have small breasts which means I do not have to worry about backaches from the extra weight. This is a common complaint of my peers who are better endowed than I am. I have never had this problem and nor will I thanks to my tiny but perky A cups!

Men do not stare at me the way they do other women with large breasts. I do not have to worry as much about men staring at my boobs when they are talking to me. There is nothing there to see!

Wearing a bra is an optional thing for me. I almost never wear one unless I am dressing up to go somewhere important like a job interview or to work. My breasts are so small no one ever notices and I do not have to worry about them bouncing up and down when I jog. Having small boobs allows me a freedom not all women can have.

I can buy cute little bra's. Anyone who has giant boobs knows the bra's for well-endowed are somewhat plain and not in the least bit sexy. I however can find super cute bra's that make me feel good about myself, even if I'm the only one who can see them.

When my daughter turns 12, I will be able to wear her training bra. I will never have to worry about not being able to find a bra again. I can just raid her drawer like she already does mine!

Yes, I am proud of my small breasts and I would not trade them for the world. Bigger is not always better just ask any chick with a huge set of knockers and she is sure to tell you they are a pain in the behind.