"The G-man" Busted in Prostitution Ring!

Associated Content, its editors and thousands of Content Producers have been rocked by the recent arrest of Gary "The G-man" Toms for alleged involvement in a prostitution ring in New York City. According to published reports on the New York Times website, The G-man contacted a fellow Content Producer, Saba, Ink, and informed her of liaisons that were arranged by "The Bootie Club", a call-girl operation based in Manhattan. The Internal Revenue Service began investigating The G-man after they noticed performance bonus payments from Associated Content being moved around in a suspicious manner in his Paypal account. Documents and wiretaps obtained by the federal government indicated that Toms, who was registered as "Client #7,876,546" with the agency, met with scores of prostitutes over the last seven years and spent as much as $1.50, the minimum rate of compensation for AC writers, for sexual favors. The documents also alleged that many of the sexual trysts took place at the "Heidi-Heidi Ho Hotel", in Washington, D.C., with a woman known as "Hildegard", who was described in the report as a 28 year-old, six foot-seven inch, 220 pound blonde female bodybuilder from Sweden.

"Associated Content is poised for significant growth, and positioned to fill the rapidly expanding need for more diverse content," said Geoff Reiss, CEO of Associated Content. "We expected The G-man to play a pivotal role in making this happen, and he pissed it all away. This is a very, very sad development. However, with the support of our investors, we will further strengthen our platform, library and distribution efforts, and in turn, support the vast community of other talented Content Producers who bring new and original content submissions to AC every day. This is a scandal of monumental proportions, but I'm confident the company and the writers will survive."