My Severe Headache

I hate when I have a headache. The pounding never seems to go away. Here are ten sure ways to make your headache go from bad to worse.

1. Call your doctor for advice and be put on hold for twenty minutes. When you finally talk to the receptionist, you are informed that your doctor has left for the day. He left two minutes ago.

2. Listen to a marching band at a football game. Your head will pound like the beat of a drum.

3. Your next door neighbor's dog barks nonstop for an hour. This is a case where the bark is worse than the bite.

4. Your car is at a stop sign when the driver next to you decides to put the volume of his radio up to full blast. "And the beat goes on."

5. Your daughter decides to watch an hour of Barney from her DVD collection. She personally asks you to watch it with her.

6. The mail comes with a message from the IRS stating that you owe $50,000 in back taxes. This is strange since you only earned $15,000 last year.

7. You receive a notice from the utility company that your heat is being turned off due to lack of payment on pass bills. In addition, you just lost your phone service too.

8. Your wife tells you the good news that her mother is coming over for a visit. You realize that the last time her mother visited she stayed for over two weeks. And you can't stand her because she's always putting you down.

9. Your dental appointment is today, and the dentist plans to fill two of your cavities. There's no thrill when you face the drill.

10. Your house is located just a half mile from a major airport. You have to stay at home today because you have a severe cold. "My little runaway."