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Signs You're Addicted to Myspace

Because Admit It...You Are

By Jordan Q, published Mar 18, 2008
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Pretty soon, I'm going to have to stand up in front of a group of people attached to their laptops and utter these words:

"Hi, I'm Jordan and I'm addicted to Myspace."

Myspace isn't just a networking site. It's a way of life. I've personally done charity auctions, published poetry, met established authors all via Myspace. I can log in and see how 20 of my friends are doing at the same time without individually emailing them. I can reach out to 100 of my friends with a crucial life update when I don't have the time to email everyone, especially if it's an emergency. Whether you're blogging, just meeting people or "stalking" your friends, you are addicted to Myspace.

 
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I have made a personal vow, the day I set up a MySpace account is the day I eat a bullet. Darn, kids with your ROFLcopters!

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Posted on 04/01/2008 at 11:04:11 AM

 
Geat article, but who are these people who are only using MySpace 364 days a year? What are they doing that one off-day each year? ;)

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Posted on 03/19/2008 at 8:03:51 AM

 
Lucky thing...I've been weaning myself off the addiction... But great write girl!

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Posted on 03/19/2008 at 8:03:10 AM

 
Oh my God I'm addicted, help me. I'll be at the first meeting if I can get off my page for long enough.

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 11:03:38 PM

 
Lala, stop being such a party pooper! TT -- Second step? Uh...I didn't get a chance to think that far cuz I was too busy blogging. Irish -- You is a cutie! Ditty -- Haha, yeah, basically! But 14 outta 15 is still pretty bad!

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 6:03:08 PM

 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No.

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 4:03:01 PM

 
Or the other thing we do when damn near anything crosses your mind and you say "That would make an interesting blog". Great write, Jordan. The first step is admitting you have a problem. What is step two?

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 4:03:43 PM

 
Really, the first one fits me better than the rest. Also when I'm doing ANYTHING outside of myspace that's remotely note-worthy (in my one-track mind) the first thing I think is "OMG I have to blog about this!!!" So yeah, great article!

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 4:03:41 PM

 
I'm not getting myspace on my phone cause I don't like going to meetings!

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 4:03:22 PM

 
Myspace Anon? No one could log off myspace long enough to attend meetings.

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 4:03:17 PM

 
OMG this was fucking hilarious. You hit it all dead on. Or so I've heard.... *gulp* Hi, My name is Kelly...and yes, I DO Swallow!

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 3:03:00 PM

 
Let's create Myspace Anon.

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Posted on 03/18/2008 at 3:03:35 PM

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