Call Ahead

5 ways to tell if you should have called ahead:

1.) After shopping at the mall across the street you see the same three cars still looking for a parking space.

2.) The 3 buses from the Our Lady of Convalescence Manor have blocked the parking lot entrance.

3.) Your hostess serves your bread and salad in the vestibule.

4.) You mistake the line outside your restaurant for the opening of the new "Star Wars" flick.

5.) There is construction equipment where the parking lot used to be...