Today is a very special day because I got to sit down an interview a man....errr....office supply that needs no introduction. He is known worldwide, he is Clippy, the Microsoft paper clip.
Me: What's up paper clip
Clippy: "up paper clip" is a prepositional phrase.
Me: Haha, very clever. So how exactly did you get your job?
Clippy: Your pen is blue.
Me: Yes I know, I thought about writing in pencil, so I could erase but then i end up erasing a whole lot and it just gets real messy. So I decided to write this interview with a pen. I like blue better than black because.....wait! Why are we talking about my pen?? I asked you a question.
Clippy: Porcupines float in water.
Me: What does that have to do with anything?? Do you say anything useful??
Clippy: I can help you make a resume.
Me: I don't need help making a resume.
Clippy: A spreadsheet?
Me: No.
Clippy: Your will?
Me: Uh uh
Clippy: Ransom Note?
Me: I don't have anything to hold for ransom.
Clippy: Tax forms?
Me: I don't do my tax....I mean....I don't need help doing my taxes.
Clippy: A deed?
Me: A deed to what?
Clippy: An application?
Me: You didn't answer my quetion to the last one. What kind of a deed?
Clippy: A contract?
Me: Are you even listening to me?
Clippy: A suicide note?
Me: I'm considering it. I'm starting to see why they left you off of the new version of Microsoft Office.
Clippy: .................
Me: Ohhhh. Now you're not going to talk. What are you going to do now Clippy??
Clippy: I don't know.
Me: Are you going to continue being a paper clip?
Clippy: Probably.
Me: Or maybe a thumbtack?
Clippy: A thumbtack, I don't know how I could...
Me: Or a pencil eraser?
Clippy: I don't know how to erase...
Me: A highlighter?
Clippy: Not really i could scratch stuff out though.
Me: A ruler?
Clippy: I could be a really short ruler, tell me more.
Me: A protractor?
Clippy: Wait, you didn't tell me about the ruler thing.
Me: A staple?
Clippy: Hold on, wait.
Me: A stapler?
Clippy: Are you listening to me?
Me: A staple remover?
Clippy: STOP!
Me: Annoying isn't it?? Maybe you could be tape?
Clippy: I'm not sticky!
Me: You could be......a HAMMER!
Clippy: ................
Me: ...............
Me: What's up paper clip
Clippy: "up paper clip" is a prepositional phrase.
Me: Haha, very clever. So how exactly did you get your job?
Clippy: Your pen is blue.
Me: Yes I know, I thought about writing in pencil, so I could erase but then i end up erasing a whole lot and it just gets real messy. So I decided to write this interview with a pen. I like blue better than black because.....wait! Why are we talking about my pen?? I asked you a question.
Clippy: Porcupines float in water.
Me: What does that have to do with anything?? Do you say anything useful??
Clippy: I can help you make a resume.
Me: I don't need help making a resume.
Clippy: A spreadsheet?
Me: No.
Clippy: Your will?
Me: Uh uh
Clippy: Ransom Note?
Me: I don't have anything to hold for ransom.
Clippy: Tax forms?
Me: I don't do my tax....I mean....I don't need help doing my taxes.
Clippy: A deed?
Me: A deed to what?
Clippy: An application?
Me: You didn't answer my quetion to the last one. What kind of a deed?
Clippy: A contract?
Me: Are you even listening to me?
Clippy: A suicide note?
Me: I'm considering it. I'm starting to see why they left you off of the new version of Microsoft Office.
Clippy: .................
Me: Ohhhh. Now you're not going to talk. What are you going to do now Clippy??
Clippy: I don't know.
Me: Are you going to continue being a paper clip?
Clippy: Probably.
Me: Or maybe a thumbtack?
Clippy: A thumbtack, I don't know how I could...
Me: Or a pencil eraser?
Clippy: I don't know how to erase...
Me: A highlighter?
Clippy: Not really i could scratch stuff out though.
Me: A ruler?
Clippy: I could be a really short ruler, tell me more.
Me: A protractor?
Clippy: Wait, you didn't tell me about the ruler thing.
Me: A staple?
Clippy: Hold on, wait.
Me: A stapler?
Clippy: Are you listening to me?
Me: A staple remover?
Clippy: STOP!
Me: Annoying isn't it?? Maybe you could be tape?
Clippy: I'm not sticky!
Me: You could be......a HAMMER!
Clippy: ................
Me: ...............
- Clippy is annoying
- Bonzai Buddy is friendly
- Clippy would not make a good hammer
Comments
Adorable! I had a Bonzai buddy for a while years ago... A friend had one too and was mean to it.. it got mean back - evil actually! Thanks for the cute interview!
jess
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(Guest)
03/01/2008
that was fun! my mom and i would also talk about clippy and we couldn't stop laughing coz he's a bit weird but very helpful!
Loved it! Very Clever! Bye
I had a Bonzai Buddy. He was killed in a hard drive crash a few years ago. Very tragic. Thanks for the memory...
cute
Clever.
enjoyed it!
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