Top 10 Reasons Being a Celebrity is Better

Top ten reasons to be a celebrity is a list that must be written about the benefits of being a celebrity versus the blue-collar worker of the United States. This was created by my warped sense of humor and was created to look at the life style of those celebrities we love to make fun of every day.

The lifestyle of a blue-collar worker of the United States is vastly different then that of a celebrity, what a normal person would get arrested for some celebrities get an insignificant punishment. This article pokes fun at the differences.

When you are a celebrity, you can drink all you want to and drive, beat cars up, shave your head, go commando in public in a min skirt, and still be a celebrity. Of course, this will get you nothing for drinking and driving, nothing for assaulting a car, and no charges of public indecency. A blue-collar worker of the United States will be arrested for this crap.

When you are a celebrity, you can lose custody of your children if you keep them hostage, not return them to the other parent on time, and not be arrested for keeping those children hostage. A blue-collar worker of the United States will be arrested for this crap.

When you are a celebrity with a huge childlike house, you can entice young children for immoral purposes and pay off the parents if you have enough money. The real question is why these dumb a** parents would allow their children to go there when everyone knows what happens. A blue-collar worker of the United States will be arrested for this crap and would be sent to prison where Bubba would be your best friend.

When you are a celebrity you can murder your ex wife or ex husband and the lover and still be free to do as you please. When you are a blue-collar worker of the United States, you would end up in jail nine tenths of the time.

When you are a celebrity who beats your children with wire hangers, starve them, lock them in their bedrooms, or otherwise neglect them a movie is made and you still keep the kids and your celebrity status. When you are a blue-collar worker of the United States you have your children taken, a movie may be made if the cruelty is horrid enough, and you are a disgrace to your community.