Is Maxim Sorry for Naming Sarah Jessica Parker the 'Unsexiest Woman in the World'?

In a move that many people just can't understand, Maxim magazine has created a stir by naming Sarah Jessica Parker as the unsexiest woman alive.

Oh no, they didn't! Oh yes, they did.

Did they not know that Sarah Jessica Parker is the golden goddess of women, hailed by Oprah and shoe addicts alike? What's wrong with them anyway? As if you needed an answer, visit their website and all questions will be answered. Maxim is to men as Sex In the City is to women. Maxim is masculinity taken to absurd levels, while Sex In the City is femininity taken to equally absurd levels.

Men do not want their poster woman of sex to be a woman that women like. They don't want their poster woman to even share a pedestal with a likable woman. Why? Because likable women are the type of girls you take home to mom. They're the type you have to be nice to or you feel like a jerk. They're the type of women you can't have a one night stand without at least taking out to breakfast the next morning. They are the type of women you commit to when you are ready to settle down. Men who buy Maxim are ones who are A) Already settled and want to live vicariously through their single counterparts or B) Single and living it up. They don't want to read about "nice" girls their mothers would like. In short, they want a woman who has all the qualities of a sex machine with none of the guilt. The same as women crave men with bulging biceps, six-pack abs, who enjoy shopping, are 100% straight, love chick flicks, and who always know everything about all the latest celebrity trends, fashion, and gossip.