Women Are Wrong and Men Are Morons

So, here's the thing, and I want to get this out there. And I want you to know, I've had this on mind....about my entire life. And it's about time I finally just say it.

Women are wrong sometimes.

Now, before you stone me, let me just clarify a couple things. First off, women aren't just wrong sometimes. Sometimes, they are FLAGRANTLY wrong. In fact, there are some times when a woman is so ridiculously wrong, that any right-minded person, honestly, ought to laugh her silly little idea right out.

And you know what ladies? I love you anyways.

Yeah, you can't put that part off for too long, elsewise you get written off. *smirk* But hey, I like to grab your attention.

Did I mention I love you, ladies? Ok, good. Back on task.

There's somehow this idea, typically purported by middle-aged men, that "She's just always right. Get used to that." Well, call me an idealist, call me a young, inexperienced fool, but I ain't buying it. Not because I'm such a stubborn punk that I care more about being right than keeping peace between myself and women. Rather, it's because, you know it, I know it, women are sometimes wrong, and regardless of this fact, regardless of how (let's be honest), irrational women can be, you are STILL lovely, still beautiful, still valued, and we still love the ever-loving snot out of you.

Do you get that, women? Us guys? We love you. The guys who are worth loving back will go that extra mile to show you. Sometimes they suck at it, honestly, because we're still trying to figure you out. We're still trying to figure out what makes you happy, how we can best show you we care. But when we try to show you we care, and you don't pick up on it because our silly little guy minds operate on such a lower level from yours, and how could we be so oblivious to your needs, and how could we accidentally say something so hurtful....