Waging War on Christmas

March 31, 2008 by
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One Woman's Struggle to Ban Christmas

I've decided to wage war on Christmas, all by myself. I'm going to throw snowballs at Christmas trees, use the term "X-Mas" instead of Christmas just to tick Christians off, break the penis off of every baby jesus figure in a Nativity scene I come across and glue them onto a hat like
 Crocodile Dundee's hat with all the Croc teeth on it ( to show my conquests, of course ), and I'm going to start saying, decorating and pushing the concept of saying "Happy Holidays" instead of Merry Christmas.

Why am I going to do this? Because, I'm part of the secret Pagan/Homosexual/Athiest/Jewish/Muslim/Terrorist Conspiracy Agenda Machine set up by Black People and Hungarians in the wake of the Cold War to tear Christian religion a new one.

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LOL@Justice, yes this is what I'm saying, I don't know why it's such a problem to vague up what we call the holiday to include everyone. I have no problem with Christmas, in fact I think the warmth of home and hearth are the same for many beliefs that time of year, that's when we need that warmth the most, right?
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Posted on 04/01/2008 at 4:04:05 PM

I think this article is a riot, and I get it! I am a Christian, and I think this paranoia is out of hand. Politicians always pull out the latest boogeyman to frighten voters into electing them. Like I said on another article: even if everything is called a "holiday _______", the Christmas spirit will always remain in our hearts! (They make Baby Jesus dolls with peckers? that's a new one on me!)
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Posted on 04/01/2008 at 3:04:20 PM

i think your article emphasizes how we should all learn to be more tolerant and accepting of each other's different beliefs.
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Posted on 03/31/2008 at 3:03:34 PM

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