Top Ten Things You May Not Know About the Barefoot

Donald Pennington's interview with The Barefoot just scratched the surface. Here are 10 things you didn't know about the smilin' guy with the pipe.

10. Contributed the uniquely shaped front grill to the Space Shuttle Edsel.
9. Provided the logo and name to the Church of the Sub-Genius. Before he joined, they were the Church of the Sub Sandwich.
8. Was one of the original Baldwin Brothers.
7. Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
6. Inside of that pipe...... Soap Bubbles.
5. Learned English and gained his sense of humor from watching reruns of My Mother The Car.
4. Planned on running for President of the United States until he realized it would mean a cut in pay.
3. Invented the hybrid animal, "The Monkey Dog".
2. Loves writing witty, insightful articles, but what he really wants to do is post blog entries about what irritates him about the women he meets online.
1. Has a morbid fear of courtrooms. That's why he never became a lawyer.