"Tap Water, 2008, Digitally modified and tinted image of photo by bluegum.
Credit: Pam Gaulin; bluegum/Sxc.hu | ©Pam Gaulin; bluegum/Sxc.hu
Fat-Free and Calorie-Free
Are you tired of lugging home those 24-bottle cases of water that claims to come from a bubbling spring? Do you get annoyed at having to recycle all that plastic? There is a new product that you should try. It's called tap water, aka good, old-fashioned H20.Taste
The taste of the tap water varies from faucet to faucet. We live downstream of an algae-filled reservoir that used to be a great place to swim. Now when it rains I can smell the aroma of that closed reservoir when I turn on the faucet. The taste may not be great, but that smell sure brings back some memories.
Fat-Free
Tap water is not only fat-free, it has no calories! That's right, you can drink it and not have to worry about having to work out even more when you're done.
Price
If you do not own your home and pay rent, chances are you don't have a water bill. This means that you can drink as much tap water as you want, for free!
Free Chemicals
The best part about tap water, is you never know what you'll be getting when you turn on the faucet.
In our area we have been treated to some free chemicals and pollutants including chloroform, nitrate and Bromodichloromethane. But hey, what's a little liver toxicity with your water?
Availability
To find your own tap water, go into the bathroom or the kitchen and turn on the faucet.
Enjoy.
Sources
April Fool's Day Challenge
Comments
I substitute milk and soda instead;)
haha, very funny. I happen to like the water that comes out of tap, but we have a water filtration system for my house
Classic! LOL.
The title of this article made me do a double- take. Very creative and well- presented, Pam.
ROFL I love it!! I like well water (which we have) but city water is just nasty.
I miss the well water we had at our summer camp. Well water is the best!
We have a well on our farm. It's the cleanest water I've ever had. One time, we were headed there and my wife made me buy a few gallons of spring water at the grocery store in town. She said she didn't trust the untreated well water. I said, "Umm...Honey read the label on the jugs we just bought. How is SPRING WATER any better?" She's ditsy, but I'll keep her.
Hmm. Tap water. I will have to see if I have any. lol
:-) That was fun Pam.
Clever
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