5 Reasons to Fake an Orgasm when You Are Too Tired for Sex

Not saying that you have or will fake an orgasm but these might be reasons if you had to...because you were too tired for sex.

1. To get a full nights sleep without analyzing why you are too tired for sex

2. Making your partner happy without explaining why you are too tired for sex

3. Convincing yourself that you are burning calories even if you are too tired for
 sex

4. Feel as if you have done your good deed of the day while being too tired for sex

5. Most of all to avoid that morning conversation about why you were too tired for sex

 
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Do guys fake too? hehe.

Posted on 04/10/2008 at 7:04:40 PM

great article

Posted on 04/08/2008 at 8:04:20 AM

This is tough. If she fakes it, just so we can have 'relations' when she's really too tired, there are a few issues that may come up. Why didn't she just communicate that she's too tired? Is she always too tired? Are we not intimate anymore? If I find out she faked it, I'm not going to be pleased. How many times has she faked it? If you're faking it, I'm doing something wrong. Why won't you tell me what I'm doing wrong? This is how men think. We're problem solvers. This is a problem we need to solve. I applaud your reasoning to just get in bed and enjoy, rather than going to sleep!

Posted on 04/07/2008 at 10:04:33 AM

:-)

Posted on 04/07/2008 at 8:04:39 AM

:) What a creative list!

Posted on 04/07/2008 at 8:04:21 AM

Interesting! :)

Posted on 04/06/2008 at 2:04:21 PM

LOL, very clever. And burning those extra calories IS important

Posted on 04/05/2008 at 11:04:57 AM

Quite interesting!

Posted on 04/04/2008 at 8:04:59 PM

wow I have used this (hehehe)

Posted on 04/04/2008 at 7:04:59 PM

:-)

Posted on 04/04/2008 at 7:04:56 PM

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