Computers 4 Human

Me name Og. Me human. You human too? Me write first review for you. You think good, yes? Friend, yes? Read more...

First review, me talk computers. Other humans call PC. PCs good. Like human friend, but no arms so no can hit Og. And no legs so no can go away. PC is very good friend. But too many PCs. Some PCs not so good friend. No worry. Me help human find best PC friend today.

Apple iMac: best PC friend for cave
Many human know, iMac good friend. Og have iMac in cave. Woman like very much. Shiny screen bright like fire. Woman come watch like fire. Next season me plug in second screen. More shiny bring more woman to cave.

iMac friend smart. No wait long time for thinking. No break after thinking hard. iMac friendly too. All PC friend play with USB, Bluetooth, Wifi, but iMac friend play nice with Firewire too.

Neighbor Nuk-nuk say Apple no fun. No play all games nice. Nuk-nuk have many games in cave. No play with woman. She leave cave, no come back. iMac play games when woman looking for berries. Show shiny shiny like fire when woman come to cave. Og know iMac best friend in cave.
(CNET iMac Review)

ASUS Eee PC: best PC friend for hunting
Human like PC for hunting. Og use PC in cave no good always. Og get hungry. PC on hunt is good friend. Eee PC best friend for hunting. Og say why:
-Is cheap. Big animal smash, no cry. Only kill animal, trade new Eee PC.
-Is small. Put in loincloth. Have always when see strange tracks. Send email, Nuk-nuk know tracks.
-Is quiet. SSD no scare deer.
-Eee PC use Linux. Og say do, Eee PC do. No fight, no scare rabbit.
-Is small. Og say again. Og like small thing. Og make baby boy. Teach hunting with. Boy carry Eee PC like man.
(CNET Eee PC Review)

Logitech Trackman: best friendthing for PC friends
PC friend can have many friendthing. Different human like different thing. But all human like Trackman. Many human use mouse. Get hand like old man. No throw spear straight. Human friend use Trackman, have strong hand. No worry hurt hand like old man.

You like first review, yes? Be new friend? Come back Og cave, show more things for human.