Top 10 Songs About Butts

Recently, Paris Hilton was quoted as saying that Kim Kardashian (one of her former BFF's) has a butt that looks like a trash bag full of cottage cheese. But all big-bottomed girls know that beanpole Paris is probably just jealous. So to Kim Kardashian and all of the ample-assed girls out there, here's a list of songs that pay tribute to your bodacious backsides.

Rumpshaker

This song by Wreckx-N-Effect is a classic. There's no question about what this song is about: getting a girl to "shake ya rump". (They do go a little more into detail on what they'd like to do to the girl shaking her rump, though.) The funniest line has to be "All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom in the boom-boom." It sounds funny, but if you think about it, you can probably figure out what it means.

(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake your Booty

KC and the Sunshine Band topped the charts with this disco hit, and it is one of the most famous songs from that era. It still gets plenty of play at weddings and parties, and it still gets people out on the dance floor shaking their booties (even if their view from behind isn't so nice anymore.) There are very few lyrics to this song. It's mostly about the music and reminding everyone to shake their booties over and over and over again.

Bootylicious

Why should a girl wait for a guy to write a tribute to her backside? Beyonce Knowles wrote this pop hit back in the day when she was still a member of Destiny's Child. It's all about a girl out on the dance floor telling a guy she's too good for him, because her body's just too bootylicious. The funniest line has to be "I don't think your ready for this jelly." It's always kind of freaked me out for some reason.

My Humps

Here's another female's tribute to her own rear end. This hit by the Black-Eyed Peas is all about Fergie's "lovely lady lumps". It's often criticized and made fun of, because the lyrics are just too ridiculous. It hasn't stopped the song from being a hit, however. There are just too many funny lyrics in this song to pick one. But here's one of them, anyways: "I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff."

The Thong Song