Heidi Montag Wants a Fake Fanny

I'm glad that Heidi's endorsing John McCain for president, because I'd feel pretty embarrassed for Barack Obama if he was her choice. She has to be one of the most insecure girls in Hollywood (somewhere up there with Ashley Simpson, though Ashley Simpson's IQ has to be double what Heidi's is), and there just must not be anything going on behind those glassy eyes of hers.

She looked perfectly fine before all of her surgeries. She didn't need a nose job, and her boobs were big enough. Now they're hard as rocks, and she's looking more and more like Wannabe Barbie. Her latest quest for physical perfection? Her derriere. I guess Spencer is just not enough of an ass for her. Now she's decided she wants a Brazilian booty, or a Kim Kardashian caboose. Come on, Heidi! You seem to want to be just like Paris Hilton, and you heard what she said about Kim's big butt: cottage cheese in a garbage bag. Do you really want that? I guess she has to fill her thoughts with something, and those thoughts just seem to be all about how she can look better. Or maybe Spencer is behind all of this. He seems to enjoy fakeness and he is a big ass.

Heidi, you were pretty enough before all of this nonsense, and now you're just making girls who (somehow) are fans of your show more and more insecure, and more and more like you. The youth of America fill their lives and thoughts with enough detrimental junk as it is. We don't need a bunch of high school girls begging their daddies for nose jobs, breast implants, and butt implants.