Top 5 Hot Sauces: Blazin' Saddle, Frank's Red Hot, Cholula, Texas Pete and Louisiana Hot Sauce

Hi. I’ve been a hot sauce freak for some time now. Actually, I wouldn’t qualify myself as a hot sauce freak. I could quit at any time. The sauce has no effect on me. I’m here to prove that to my family. They say they want their father back. I say I was never gone.

Hi. I’ve been a hot sauce freak for some time now. It’s only been a day since my last hit, but the anguish is unbearable. I don’t think I can take it much longer. I see hot sauce in my sleep. I see cayenne peppers dancing in the streets. I’m ashamed to admit it, but this morning I dreamed that my wife was a bottle of Frank’s Red Hot. I don’t know how to say this, but I was disappointed when I finally awoke. I miss you hot sauce – I will never forget.

Hi. I’ve been a hot sauce freak for some time now. It’s been 48 hours since my last hit of the good stuff. I mean hot sauce. I’m trying to be strong for my wife, and to set a good example for the little ones, but sometimes I catch myself shaking uncontrollably in a cold sweat. At my worst, I can almost taste it; I can feel its burning love on my tongue. I know it’s for the best, but I can’t help but wonder when it will all be over. When will this lustful feeling go away?

Hi. I’ve been a hot sauce freak for some time now. I know it’s addictive and sometimes painful and possibly even detrimental to my health, but I just can’t stop the craving. I guess I’m weak, but I’m sorry, I just can’t, I mean I won’t, stop. I know that I am many things, but I am not a quitter! That sweet fiery sensation, the titillating burning mixture of flavors all dancing around my pallet. I cannot stop. I will not stop searching for the one hot sauce that will put all other sauces to shame.