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10 Most Funniest Quotes for Graduation

By Lee Brunetta, published May 06, 2008
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Ahhh. It's that time of year. You've come a long way and you made it. You actually made it.

The years have went by so fast while filling your minds full of fond memories, trials and tribulations, but above all, laughter. So why not end the school year with a bang. It's time to laugh and to think of the future that is unfolding right before your eyes.

Here's a compilation of the 10 funniest graduation quotes of all time in no particular order.

1. Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. ~Gary Bolding

Yep, money and graduation go together, especially when your parents are in a good mood and want to give it to for your great accomplishment.

2. If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. ~Robert Goheen

Even graduation and accomplishment brings a feeling of insecurities. Life is a continuous lesson in learning and you will never really know it all. You've taken a big step and now it's time to leap into the unknown.

3. Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
~Erma Bombeck

What will your parents do now that you have graduated? They have paid your tuition, done your laundry and fed you. Your all grown up and they have nothing to do. It's time to return the favor.

4. A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.
~Robert Orben

Let's just say you start your individuality after you throw those square-shaped mortarboards into the air and leave the campus. Until then, it's teamwork baby.

5. Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously
~G.K. Chesterton

You can't seriously think you can keep up with the others without an education do you? You have to put on your best game face and psyche your other peers out.

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Very clever collection of quotes !!!

Posted on 05/07/2008 at 9:05:33 PM

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