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It's Time for Your Shot

It Won't Hurt a Bit!

By Steven West, published May 08, 2008
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Are you about to get a shot from the nurse? Don't worry. It won't hurt a bit. It will only feel like...

1. suddenly being struck by lightning.

2. acupuncture with only one needle pressed firmly against your arm.

3. being stung by a killer bee.

4. your mind going into scream mode.

5. shock and awe with the emphasis on shock.

6. a needle pulling thread which follows fa.

7. the angels having decided to take revenge on all your nasty habits.

8. the prick of an ice pick.

9. nothing. You've already passed out.

10. your mother-in-law grabbing you with her pointed finger nails.

11. the Vampire taking a bite from your arm.

12. all the pain in the rest of your body has suddenly advanced to the point of attack.

13. a gentle piercing of the skin. Who am I kidding? It hurts like hell!

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LOL You are so welcome Flip! Steven this was awesome!!!!!!

Posted on 05/11/2008 at 11:05:48 AM

 
This is a hoot! Thanks Temagami for pointing me to this page.

Posted on 05/11/2008 at 11:05:54 AM

 
I hate shots! great job on this one!!!!

Posted on 05/08/2008 at 6:05:49 PM

 
Hehe, I like shots! But I'm just a masochist anyway.

Posted on 05/08/2008 at 2:05:42 PM

 
Me too Lisa

Posted on 05/08/2008 at 2:05:50 PM

 
ROFL, my wife is a pediatric nurse, she hates comments like these.

Posted on 05/08/2008 at 12:05:51 PM

 
ROFL this was way too funny, no shots for me hehe!!!

Posted on 05/08/2008 at 10:05:47 AM

 
ROFL, Oh have missed these, you are just too funny :-)

Posted on 05/08/2008 at 9:05:18 AM

 
I think butt shots hurt more...lol.

Posted on 05/08/2008 at 8:05:14 AM

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