Yet Another Joke from India's Bihar State

Just after publishing my Mallu Story (Malayali Joke) in these columns, I just heard another story of a man from Bihar (A Northern State in India. Lowest in literacy rate 47% according to 2001 literacy rates- census provisional).

A joke, on the usage of English language in India. It is a story about an innocent school master from a remote village in Bihar. This is written on a lighter vein.

A School Master from this state's remote rural area has been transferred to a city School in Mumbai (Maharashtra State)

He reported duty two days late after the actual date of joining. Consequently the authorities asked for an explanation in writing... He submitted following explanation. I am sure it makes you laugh laugh and laugh.

Deer saar,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reejen, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre train.

I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on istation masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.

Anyway I thanked the lady clerk and istation master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun. Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.

I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first.
I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for
your responsement.
May God blast you!"
Yours fatefully,

RAMKHILAWAN YADAV

Source: Vijayalaxmi