Don't Be Harassed by Another Corny and Awful Pick Up Line Again. Show Them Your Wit!
Ladies, are you tired of the stupid, corny and just plain boring pick up lines so over used it makes you want to scream? Wish you knew just what to say to stop them in their tracks and walk away with a huge grin?
I feel your pain! So here is a list of some of the best comebacks to pick up lines that I could find. I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t wait to try them out. And after reading, I bet you won’t be able to wait, too! Never fear or worry about another pick up line again.
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
- Tired of the stupid old pick up lines? Want to get back?
- Fight pick up lines with humor
- Classics like "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Comments
Jenny
(Guest)
(Guest)
01/29/2010
I've got one to add:
Man: If I wrote the dictionary, I'd put U and I together.
Woman:...Because you apparently can't spell?
Paige
(Guest)
(Guest)
01/13/2010
dude . this stuff is hilarious. like legit, i can't stop laughing .
I'm gonna use these forever !
lizzy
(Guest)
(Guest)
11/30/2009
man: if i told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
woman: no but if i had a tazer i would hold that gainst you.
Jack
(Guest)
(Guest)
11/20/2009
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh man, This is Hilarious. I'm a guy and if I saw someone try to use these cheesy pick-up lines and get a response like that, the woman that schooled him that badly would probably become my new best friend.
sandra
(Guest)
(Guest)
06/11/2009
man: where have you been all my life?
woman: in your dreams
Brooklin Hamlotin
(Guest)
(Guest)
06/08/2009
Seriously? This is why guys that use these line die a virgin.
Steven Puckett
(Guest)
(Guest)
04/16/2009
Girls have boobs because they are mammary glands to give the young milk stupid idiots
Lani
(Guest)
(Guest)
04/07/2009
Seriosuly, I don't get why guys think we LIKE lines like this. Guys, when you say these lines we've heard it before. It's not flattering it degrading. Hello we have more to us than our bodies. Get a clue or get lost.
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(Guest)
(Guest)
04/05/2009
Okay the guys who have commented. "why do girls have boobs", "why are girls so mean to guys when they take an interest in them" and "no wonder i cant get a date" are f-ind retards like seriously. how stupid can you get. girls have boobs because thats what god wanted. Girls are mean to guys because all they want is to get in our pants. and no f-ing kidding nobody wants to get stared and looked up and down by some loser. Us girls have special lines. like if a guy says "Some people call me coffee, 'cause i grind so damn well" the girl says "really because i thought it was because you you pick it up all day". like we dont need some stupid drunks telling us what we already know "were hot!"
Someone
(Guest)
(Guest)
01/09/2009
Here's a pickup line classic;
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together!"
Woman: "I I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'F' and 'U' together."
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